How to make a Sponge Bob Square Pants costume

Greened Out

Chillin

Gunt vs. Gunt

Jiminy Cricket, one day he will be a real boy!

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If Mario can smash through bricks, why does he die when he touches a turtle?

They dont have this at my IGA.

Squid Baby is a Monster

Warning: I find this more disturbing than 2 girls 1 cup. WTF is this abomination?

The only workout you will ever need

The White Woman's Workout (WWW) is guaranteed to shift that winter coat. The WWW includes revolutionary routines such as the White Girl Shuffle and the Purse Pull.

For "three easy payments you can get your own black man to chase you around".

I'm a bearded man and I like juice - we have so much in common

Hot chicks in a hot tub

Goddammit Charlie

Today's fashion tip

Seriously. WTF is that?

Eyesight is overrated

Although this does make me want to dance.

The true definition of 'Gunt'

Orange you glad to see me?

And in breaking news, hide yo kids, hide yo wife

If only all news was this catchy.

Hit me for the original news report.

Not the sound I was expecting

I need to get myself a seal.

Only THE best present ever

Struggling to find a perfect birthday, anniversary, Christmas present? Giant, cardboard robot arms are the gift for every occasion.

As the website states, "Perfect for giant robot hugs, super high high-fives, & terrorizing small children".

Ergonomically designed, the "arms allow for both 90° bending motion in the elbows as well as 360° rotation of the wrist".

Storage space an issue? Never fear, the "arms break down into easily assembled component parts".

Hit me for more robot-esque goodness.

Body Part Malfunction - I hate it when that happens

Top 10 Names for Vagina

1. Axe Wound
2. Gash
3. Bearded oyster
4. Skin Chimney
5. Vertical smile
6. Ass mate
7. Beef curtains
8. Cat flaps
9. Pink Taco
10. Velcro triangle